Geez it takes a lot to get your attention! I’ve been really struggling down here and it just feels like you don’t listen! You throw all that processed food into me and you don’t even chew! What have I done to you to deserve this? I’m feeling sad and a bit moody as a consequence of your eating habits and lifestyle. There I said it.
Sorry Agni, I really am its just i’ve been pretty stressed recently with work and relationships, money, my parents blah blah blah
I know, I can feel it! and whats with all the alcohol and late night take aways. I cant deal with that crap man Im an organic natural entity down here, its gotta stop!
I know, I will, I promise
Listen so I was thinking. You know how much I do to keep you being the best possible you? I turn your food into energy, if you chew that is! I look after your serotonin levels, your immune system, your happiness and your weight! So I’m in a pretty strong place, right?
Right! ok you have my attention.
So how about we strike a deal ? You stop putting in things that are not natural and I’ll keep you running like clockwork, maybe even sort out dysfunctional relationship you have .
Wow ok, deal.
Great lets start, water and all natural foods for the next 30 days deal? Oh and you have to start with my 3 day gut cleanse. You killed me over Christmas!
Deal. I love you Agni.
Um I love you too human…..